Tuesday, November 6, 2007

After 1 Year, Jaworski to be Sacked. His Monday Night Football Replacement....


Musician, Radio and TV Personality, and former Olympic Announcer John Tesh.
"People thought Jaworski was too upbeat, a bad Wolfman Jack impersonator that lacked sincerity." stated a MNF insider. "What people really wanted was Joe Theisman back, but Tony Kornheiser threatened to walk. So, Mike Tirico suggested his pal, John Tesh, and SURPRISE! SURPRISE! It really works."
"Tesh's banter will include behind the scenes bios and interviews with each teammate regarding their at home relationships and the sacrifices of being on the road. And, as a bonus, during the slow moments of the game, John will cite the latest marriage and dating advice to the at home audience!" The insider, thrusting both thumbs above his belly continues, "He is the total package. He is even writing a new MNF theme."

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