Martha Stewart's New Co-Host Azamat Bagatov

According to Cooking with Martha and Azamat sources, Azamat Bagatov would have joined Martha's Apprentice but, he was busy filming Borat.....*

"Martha and Azamat have known each other for years and finally their friendship will come with viewership," says one source. They have filmed over 50 episodes of the co-billed Cooking with Martha and Azamat.



*However, if you are looking for laughs, you will find that Azamat's comedy pitch is more in tune with Martha than Borat.

Keith Richards, Others, Ready to Tango on Dancing With the Stars?

Secret meetings between Keith Richards and Dancing With the Stars producers were held on the S.S. Bailar Con El Diablo, a private luxury yacht, in early November, according to DWS location manager Bill Bailey. "I just happened to enter the vessel's conference room and there was our producer and Keith dancing a jig. The producers are always looking for dancers that will appeal to key demographics and Keith while appealing primarily to our Oldsmobile audience will also have the Ipod users in the crosshairs."
The meetings with potential DWS dancers have come more vigorously as more episodes are in development as possible replacement programming due to the Hollywood Writer's Strike. "We have been looking for more stars and more exotic locales," said Bailey. Other notable candidates include Monk star Tony Shalub, country queen Dolly Parton, former View co-host Star Jones, former wrestler Hulk Hogan, actor Cuba Gooding, Jr.
Former Charlie's Angels actress Jaclyn Smith spoke to DWS producers at the Emmys where she had earlier brought down the house when she reunited with her former co-angels Kate Jackson and Farrah Fawcett.
An earlier meeting with pop sensation Amy Winehouse was interrupted when the singer excused herself to retrieve an estranged handbag and never returned.

Art Garfunkel's Pic removed from the cover of Rolling Stone's 40th Anniversary edition

Speaking anonymously, a Rolling Stone staffer says that yells grew into fisticuffs. Security was summoned as RS editor and publisher Jann Wenner rammed his Lincoln Navigator into three vehicles exiting the magazine's publishing headquarters. Afterwards, in a press conference, instead of apologizing, he denounced his staff's decision to abitrarily remove his longtime pal and frequent RS coverboy Art Garfunkel off of the mags 40th Anniversary issue calling it the darkest example of yellow mattered mutiny the magazine has ever known. Replacing Garfunkel are the letters "RO". The new cover should be familiar to RS readers. Two almost identical covers have graced the magazine this year after two other attempts to place Garfunkel on the cover.

After 1 Year, Jaworski to be Sacked. His Monday Night Football Replacement....

Musician, Radio and TV Personality, and former Olympic Announcer John Tesh.
"People thought Jaworski was too upbeat, a bad Wolfman Jack impersonator that lacked sincerity." stated a MNF insider. "What people really wanted was Joe Theisman back, but Tony Kornheiser threatened to walk. So, Mike Tirico suggested his pal, John Tesh, and SURPRISE! SURPRISE! It really works."

"Tesh's banter will include behind the scenes bios and interviews with each teammate regarding their at home relationships and the sacrifices of being on the road. And, as a bonus, during the slow moments of the game, John will cite the latest marriage and dating advice to the at home audience!" The insider, thrusting both thumbs above his belly continues, "He is the total package. He is even writing a new MNF theme."

Paul McCartney Funeral Plans

Paul McCartney recently broached the topic of his own mortality with on his new CD Memory Almost Full.

Check out the lyrics toAt the End of the End for a list of rites he wants performed.

A source close to Paul revealed that he will also tip his hat to the Beatle McCartney death clues conspirators. He plans to have the Ontario Police Department officially pronounce him dead.

Another Actor to Play Indiana Jones Father

According to sources in the Indiana Jones camp, a sly replacement for Sean Connery has been found. Sean Connery announced that he would not return as Indiana Jones's father, Dr. Henry Jones, in the upcoming Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Sources say, "Roger Moore has been offered the role." Mr. Moore previously followed Sean Connery as secret agent 007, James Bond. Another former Bond, George Lazenby may be offered the role if Moore declines.

Al Gore's Secret Plan

Sources close to Al Gore are whispering plans of the ex-Vice-President's plans to run for the nation's highest office. "Polls indicate voters are demanding change and, they are wary of wily tricks such as the Swift Boat Veterans-type ads, hanging chads, and irregularities at the polls that have determined the last two elections. Gore will offer voters another voice, one that he will not have to change or alter in order to stand on the platform as the Green Party Candidate." Gore does not believe his plans will increase the likelihood of a republican victory and indicates that he would have his name removed from ballots if surveys indicated a dark outcome. At the very least the Nobel Peace Prize and Academy Award winner will be able to voice his environmental concerns. The former VP shrugged and smiled when asked about Ralph Nader payback.